You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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There is – I mean – I found early in life that righteous indignation is a little off-putting, and so I try to couch it with humor.
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My parents didn’t make a lot of money. My dad was not a high school graduate.
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Looking at a tableau of Ford, Carter and Nixon, Dole said, ‘There they are: Hear No Evil, See No Evil and Evil.’
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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If you use Facebook – as I do – Facebook in all likelihood has a unique digital file of your face, one that can be as accurate as a fingerprint and that can be used to identify you in a photo of a large crowd.
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The Founders who crafted our Constitution and Bill of Rights were careful to draft a Constitution of limited powers.
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By best, I mean when I have a real sense of doing the right thing and doing good for people and the connected universe of everybody.
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I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. ‘It’s a job, Al,’ Guy told me. ‘We work at it every day.’
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He didn’t have a career as such; he was a printing salesman essentially for most of his working life.
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We don’t know how many Russian oligarchs have invested in his business.
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Sometimes if I tell people, ‘I’m afraid that I’m really a fraud,’ or ‘I have a lot of self-doubt,’ they go.
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And terror is indiscriminate murder of civilians to make a political point.
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And the agencies concluded that the Russians had a clear preference for President Trump.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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