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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

Al Franken

creates jobs all over the world, and makes life easier for millions of Americans.
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All Country Create Easier Job Life Make Million Over People World
Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn’t mean that you can’t do something else and also make it sell.
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Demagoguery Else Mean On Put Radio Sell Something Station
There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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Afraid Ballot Check Circle Mis-fill Our People Subset Tend Voter Wrong
The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Capital Everybody First Guy Had Misled Much Ran
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Advocate Country Experience Liberal Need Radio Stuff Train
I think Hell exists on Earth. It’s a psychological state, or it can be a physical state.
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Bipolar Earth Exist Hell People Physical Psychological State Think
I’m part of the mushball middle. I consider ‘confused’ the majority position because, thankfully.
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Confuse Consider Majority Middle Mushball People Position Thankful
I might think they use a little bit too much oil; some people might think it’s a little dry. But the problem with al Qaeda is they want to kill us.
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Dry Kill Little might Much Person Problem Think Us Use
The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’
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Balance Book Conservative Discuss Disinformation Fair Just Lay Lie Like Look Movement News Out Slather
If you use a cell phone – as I do – your wireless carrier likely has records about your physical movements going back months, if not years.
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You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Comedy Communication Do Lot People Politics Pressure Something
I wish I had spent more time at the office and less time in prison.
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Less More Office Prison Spent Time Wish
It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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What you see on the campaign trail is me. It’s easy being me.
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Most people would rather be uncertain some of the time than 100% positive all the time – even when they’re wrong.
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Most People Positive Rather Time Uncertain Wrong

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