Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
More Al Franken Quotes
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When the president during the campaign said he was against nation building,
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I’ve never understood why we would want to deny all the joys – and the challenges – of marriage to anyone.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.
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The point is that there is tremendous hypocrisy among the Christian right. And I think that Christian voters should start looking at global warming and extreme poverty as a religious issue that speaks to the culture of life.
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I also focus on Bush and his administration – who do a lot of lying – and how a right-wing media has allowed them to get away with a lot of stuff that, in a different media environment, they probably wouldn’t be able to get away with.
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And if those two other doctors get paid by Big Snack Food, like certain climate deniers get paid by Big Coal, I shouldn’t take their advice.
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Armed with nothing more than a Facebook user’s phone number and home address.
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When a company is able to establish a dominant market position, consumers lose meaningful choices.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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In our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
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I feel a deep obligation to the men and women who have risked life and limb on our behalf.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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Progressives, in a way, are the new conservatives. We want to conserve what we fought to build.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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