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You can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.

Al Franken

We need an investigation, because we don’t know what Donald Trump owes Russia.
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Country Investigate Need Owe President
That’s bad news for everyone else – and for our democracy itself.
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Bad Else Everone Itself News Our Democracy
Technology is an incredible tool – it connects people to each other.
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Connect Each Other Incredible Job People Technology Tool
You have to love your country like an adult loves somebody, not like a child loves its Mommy. And right-wing Republicans tend to love America like a child loves its Mommy, where everything Mommy does is okay.
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Adult Child Children Country Like Love Mean Mommy Somebody
He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.
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Country Favorable Four Higher Most Point Politician Unpopular
It’s hard to have that debate around secret programs authorized by secret legal opinions issued by a secret court. Actually, it’s impossible to have that debate.
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Actual Authorize Debate Hard Impossible Legal Opinion Program Secret
But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Actual Chosen Electoral Everyone God Good Gore Make Popular Sure Thought Vote Work
Good schools for me to prepare myself for a career, and, if I worked hard and played by the rules, a chance for me to do anything I wanted.
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Anything Chance Creer Good Hard Play Prepare Rule School Want Work
Yeah, but you need an experienced radio veteran who is a liberal advocate. And there just hadn’t been any radio that did that. And so they weren’t trained.
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Advocate Country Experience Liberal Need Radio Stuff Train
You see, they love America like a 4-year-old loves his mommy. Liberals love America like grown-ups. To a 4-year-old, everything Mommy does is wonderful and anyone who criticizes Mommy is bad.
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Bad Country Criticize Everything Grow Up Liberal Love Mommy Powerful
I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Channel Editorial Journal Mainstream Media Page Part
When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Chance Election Family Need Really Voice Win Work
Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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Break Country Dog Eye Isolation People Service
Our laws need to reflect the evolution of technology and the changing expectations of American society. This is why the Constitution is often called a “living” document.
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Change Country Evolution Expectation Law Meed Reflect Society Technology
that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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Actual Believe Effect Eventually Go Soldier Wrong
Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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Benefit Condition Corruption Create Exploit Give Own Strategy

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