Yeah, we shot ourselves in the foot right out of the gate.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
More Al Franken Quotes
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I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and dog-gone it, people like me.
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It is my fondest wish that in the fullness of time, the American people will look back on the Franken presidency as something of a mixed bag and not as a complete disaster.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Too many people don’t protect their smartphones with a password or PIN.
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There’s going to have to be investigations, and an independent investigation, into the Trump campaign and the Trump administration’s relationship to Russia.
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My dad always told me to stand up to bullies, and Bill O’Reilly is kind of a bully, and he’s the kind of kid who hits other kids on the playground.
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I mean, there is a part of the media that’s not the mainstream media. That’s Fox, that is ‘The Wall Street Journal’ editorial page.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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But God told me that He/She/It had actually chosen Al Gore by making sure that Gore won the popular vote and, God thought, the Electoral College. ‘That worked for everyone else,’ God said.
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Google might be doping the horses.
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Bob Dole used to be really funny. Barney Frank can be kind of funny. Bob Kerrey has a good sense of humor.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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