Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
AL FRANKENYou can’t change your fingerprints. You have only ten of them. And you leave them on everything you touch; they are definitely not a secret.
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My dad never graduated high school. He was a printing salesman.
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Let’s keep the Internet weird. Let’s keep the Internet free.
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that is eventually going to have an effect on soldiers and troops who are actually going to believe that and it’s wrong. It’s just wrong.
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My dad was a terrible businessman.
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It’s easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world.
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Service dogs raise their masters’ sense of well-being.
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I can assure you, this is not about spying on the American people.
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My mom sold real estate and did it part time.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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The biases the media has are much bigger than conservative or liberal.
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At ‘SNL,’ I wrote political stuff, but I never felt the show should have an axe to grind. But when I left in ’95, I could let my own beliefs out.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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Anyone with an Internet connection and a few dollars can obtain personal information they should never have access to, including a user’s date of birth, e-mail address, or estimated income.
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Well, a lot of politics is communicating with people, and obviously comedy has something to do with that.
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