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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.

Al Franken

Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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It’s not preppies, cause I’m a preppie myself. I just don’t like homosexuals. If you ask me, they’re all homosexuals in the Pudding. Hey, I was glad when that Pudding homosexual got killed in Philadelphia.
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If you want a free email service that doesn’t use your words to target ads to you, you’ll have to figure out how to port years and years of Gmail messages somewhere else, which is about as easy as developing your own free email service.
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Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.
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When you live in New York, one of two things happen – you either become a New Yorker, or you feel more like the place you came from.
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Minnesotans know the difference between the job of satirist and the job of senator. And so do I.
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The guy who ran it at first misled pretty much everybody about how much capital we had.
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Compared to the American public at large, probably a slightly higher percentage of journalists, because of thier enhanced power of discernment, realize they know a gay person or two, and are, therefore, less frightened of them.
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Bill Clinton is the greatest president of the 20th century because I played touch football with him.
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There’s no comparison between NPR and the propaganda that you hear from Rush or from Sean Hannity.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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Apple has long been a leading innovator of mobile technology; I myself own an iPhone.
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That he armed the Mujahideen, that he armed Saddam, that he armed Iran, that he armed two-thirds of the Axis of Evil, and that he funded terrorists in Central America. He was, in my mind, a terrible president.
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I think the Internet has developed at this incredibly rapid pace because of net neutrality, because of the free nature of it, because a YouTube can start the way YouTube started.
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Which is why I think any loving, committed couple — gay or straight — should be able to get married.
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I think if you’re going to do a movie about Reagan, you do it about the fact that he created the huge deficit.
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They’ve had local rightwing guys who’ve become national rightwing guys, and who build slowly, and that’s how it goes. We haven’t had that. It isn’t like we have a farm team.

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