I’m crushed by the responsibility of writing a satirical book.
AL FRANKENIn our political system, money is power. And that means a few can have a lot more power than the rest.
More Al Franken Quotes
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Some of George W. Bush’s friends say that Bush believes God called him to be president during these times of trial.
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You know, Lincoln was funny. I don’t think F.D.R. was very funny. But Lincoln was funny. Lincoln was really funny. But I think you should get elected first, and then show that you’re funny.
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Why don’t we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.
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Liberals don’t hate America. We love America more than Ann Coulter does. I love it enough to engage my readers honestly.
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Rush Limbaugh is what I call a disinfotainer. He entertains by spreading disinformation.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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The right wing has had a radio apparatus for years and years, so they’ve had minor leagues.
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Unless it’s a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from.
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We know that the Russian’s interfered in our election and they did it to benefit President Trump. The intelligence agencies confirmed that.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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The nature of the Internet and the importance of net neutrality is that innovation can come from everyone.
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People who have severe mental illness are in Hell. People who have lost a loved one are in Hell.
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Medicare was established to secure that promise.
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And when you hit him, he runs to the teacher and says, ‘Teacher, sue him.’
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I want a president who can handle a cream soda.
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