I’ve spent my entire career being a satirist.
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Having an actual income can expand your romantic horizons toward the more appealing end of the spectrum.
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Terrorism, to me, is the use of terror for political purpose.
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Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government asked me to serve as a fellow at its Shorenstein Center on the Press, Politics, and Public Policy.
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I’m a bit of a shill for the Clinton Administration, which has its perks. I’m invited to all the inaugural balls.
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If you hear, day after day, liberals are rooting against armed forces.
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Russia has a strategy of creating the conditions that give rise to corruption, then exploiting that corruption to its own benefit.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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This is something I learned only too well years ago when I did a fundraiser for Pol Pot. A few years later I saw ‘The Killing Fields,’ and I’ve got to tell you, I just felt like a schmuck.
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The next thing I am doing is moving back home to Minnesota and getting involved in politics. I’m looking at a run for Senate in 2008, but in the meantime I am focused on knitting together the progressive network in the upper Midwest.
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The reason I wrote political satire was because I thought it – politics – was important… that public policy was important. Then I transitioned into books, then into radio.
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Whining is anger through a small opening.
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You might not like that Facebook shares your political opinions with Politico, but are you really going to delete all the photos, all the posts, all the connections – the presence you’ve spent years establishing on the world’s dominant social network?
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I think the government has a role in protecting the fundamental rights of its citizens.
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I’m sure I’ve devoted enough thought to Rush Limbaugh for one lifetime.
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I know that it’s probably not a good idea for a comedian, especially a satirist, to support a public policy group or a politician.
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