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He [Newt Gingrich] is the most unpopular politician in America. His favorable rating is only four points higher than the Unabomber.

Al Franken

Veterans report that service dogs help break their isolation. People will often avert their eyes when they see a wounded veteran.
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We love America just as much as they do. But in a different way.
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We lived in a two-bedroom, one-bath house in St. Louis Park, Minnesota. We weren’t rich – but we felt secure.
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Liberals like me love America. We just love America in a different way.
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If Republicans eliminate Medicare, America will become a country in which you can never retire – and once you physically can no longer work, you are desperately poor until you die.
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There is a subset of Democrats who tend to mis-fill out ballots. The way you mark the ballot is like an S.A.T. – you fill in the circle. And the subset of people who tend to, like, put a check there instead, or an X, or fill it out wrong.
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During Vietnam, I was in college, enjoying my student deferment. The government wisely felt that, in my case, military service was less important than completing my studies to prepare me for my chosen career: comedian.
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Oh, no, you’re kidding.’ I go, ‘No, I’m really honest.’
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Grown-up love means actually understanding what you love, taking the good with the bad and helping your loved one grow.
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When the Constitution was written, the founders had no way of anticipating the new technologies that would evolve in the coming centuries.
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Ralph Nader is a hero. I know Ralph, and I call him up occasionally. He’s helped me out on a couple of occasions when I’ve given speeches to corporations where he’d have a good… He’d give me some good information.
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I’m from the Vietnam generation. I didn’t serve.
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We need to start by having a conversation about climate change. It would be irresponsible to avoid the issue just because it’s uncomfortable to talk about.
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When you win an election, what you really win is a chance to go to work for working families who need a voice in Minnesota.
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Tend to be people who didn’t take S.A.T.s, or first-time voters, or people with English as a second language.
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I’ve had a great time. I like the people in Hollywood a lot.
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