So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
AISHA TYLERAll these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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