I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
AISHA TYLERAll these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I was really unhappy. I had a great job that I should have loved, yet I was miserable. I slowly realized that was because I wasn’t performing. So I just tried stand-up and fell in love with it after one performance.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I grew up on the back of a motorcycle – my dad didn’t have a car until I was a teenager. And then my closest friend from grade school was a guy.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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