Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
AISHA TYLERAll these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I was born in California, raised a vegetarian, and love science fiction, so don’t tell me how I need to be in order to fit your standards.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I really do know football.
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