I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
AISHA TYLERAll these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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