I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
AISHA TYLERAll these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I like grown up comedy.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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