I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
AISHA TYLERReal success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I really do know football.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I always tell people that if you really want to know somebody, they should listen to that person’s interview with me. I spend a lot of time with my guests.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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