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Aisha Tyler

After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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Black Crack Doe Droop
Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Comedy Honest Raw Ugly
I’ve always been a gamer, and I had a period where I was gaming at a really hardcore level.
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Always Game Gamer Hardcore Level Period
I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Control Doing Inventing Lying Myself Olympic Phone Visualize Wave Win Winning
You just have to keep getting up’. And I look back and they were right. They were all right.
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Back Getting Keep Look Right Up
I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Attract Before Douch Drunken Married Thinking
When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Away Creativity Something Stand Up Walk Want
I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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Always Embarrassing Open People Person Running Specially Thing Thinking Toward
I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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