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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,

Aisha Tyler

I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living. I actually wanted to be an attorney.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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