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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,

Aisha Tyler

No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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When I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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