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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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