I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
AISHA TYLER“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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