Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
AISHA TYLERTV always wants more people to be watching.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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So everything is all the same job in my eyes, and I don’t want to ever give up any part of it.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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They always say some women like to fix people. I don’t like to fix people, but you like a challenge.
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