I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
AISHA TYLERTV always wants more people to be watching.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
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Omnipresence can be a good or bad thing, I suppose. I don’t want to spend a lot of time thinking about it. I’m super-grateful.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
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