I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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But I think what diversity brings to any daypart is more eyeballs, just more opportunity.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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I have always been a softie, and I fight it with every fiber of my being. Sadly, my being’s fibers need to hit the gym.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I’m just myself, so I don’t know that I think of myself as a nerd icon.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I love Toronto. I love it. I love Toronto. I love Canada. I can’t wait to get back. Can’t wait to have some Timbits.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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