TV always wants more people to be watching.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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I can tell you this: Stand-up is not glamorous.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Pop culture hales you and wants you to fail.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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