Much like a wobbly toddler or an unhinged politician, one immediately looks for someone else to blame. God. Your parents. Ex-girlfriends. Undocumented immigrants. Marvin in Human Resources. China.
AISHA TYLERWipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I’m such a geek, and have always been a real nerd.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Real success and accomplishment, at whatever it is you are passionate about, requires real work.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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