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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

Aisha Tyler

I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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After going through a lot of procedures and spending a lot of money … the doctor said, ‘Look, based on what we’re seeing here, I just don’t think this is going to happen for you.’
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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“Trust me, you don’t want to have to actually interact with these people.”
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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When one is undone—sprawled across the cold tile of a public bathroom in a pool of one’s own vomit, or shivering in the back of a taxi in a pair of urine-soaked skinny jeans with no money for cab fare and a dead cell phone battery.
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I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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I actually wanted to be an attorney. I did do things on the side like improv and sketch comedy, but law was my focus. I was a very bookish, academic kid. When I got out of college,
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.

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