I take the most wrenchingly painful moments of my life, brush them off and present them for the amusement of others. Luckily for me, my childhood was torture.
AISHA TYLERI am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Wounds turn into scars and scars make you tough.
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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I don’t want to be pandered to, so I try not to pander.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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I don’t believe in superheroes but I love Batman movies. There’s a part of every person that is entertained by the idealistic, the fantastic.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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If you ever needed to ruin someone’s fun, I mean really poop a party, just move things to the workplace. Fun terminated.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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