I love being married. I love my husband. I think married people always have that thing where they think that the grass is greener on the single side, but all my single friends are like,
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My parents were vegetarians. I’d show up at school, this giant black kid, with none of the cool clothes and a tofu sandwich and celery sticks.
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I will say that stand-up is my first love; it’s how I got started and is in my bones.
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I’m sure I had low-level scurvy all of my childhood.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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The best advice anybody could have given me was to keep getting up over and over again.
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Wipe the rivulets of watery drool from your face, and do it again, like an obstinate toddler running against the wall with his head in a bucket.
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TV always wants more people to be watching.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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I’m my own boss and my boss is a total ass.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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Am I going to complain about being typecast as smart? I don’t think so.
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I think I was only attracted to drunken douches before I got married.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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I talk to grown-ups who are out to have a good time and they want to be spoken to in a different way.
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