I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
AISHA TYLERWhen I was young I thought, ‘Yeah, people don’t see, they’re not recognizing how funny I am, and how talented I am’. And the guys that mentored me were like, ‘
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I’ve just got to be myself and hopefully people will find me. And my audience did find me.
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I’m black, and black don’t crack. It does droop.
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When I get old and slow down I want to look behind me and see all the fire and the wreckage and no stone left unturned.
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I was not one of those people who wanted to be a comedian when I was growing up. I liked comedy, but didn’t know it was something you could do for a living.
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You know, it’s about getting out there and having a good time. Not about worrying .
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I thought I was gonna be an attorney, so I went to Dartmouth and I was a government major and I minored in environmental policy, and I didn’t do anything academically around the arts.
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I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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Marriage is a mystery and part of it is just being kind to each other, not being selfish.
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