On general principle, I boycott shows that don’t employ actors.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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I am absolutely a Giants fan and I’m a Dynasty baby so I was a 49ers fan for a long time.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I want to point out, that this is not my fault that everyone’s afraid of me, because I did not kill a couple people the other day.
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“You are going to fail, and anyone who is success has powered through many, many failures.”
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I do not actually DO these things, but I see myself doing them, and that is almost MORE satisfying, because I am also lying down.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I’m just going to be the best version of me that I could possibly be and be as funny as I possibly can.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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Comedy is ugly. It’s honest, it’s raw.
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It is hard, it lasts all day, the lighting is generally fluorescent, and, apparently, drinking at your desk is frowned upon.
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I want everyone, regardless of gender, to live a life free of restriction or fear, able to pursue their own personal brand of happiness and fulfillment.
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I love it when I come across a word I don’t know. And I would never treat my audience like they weren’t smart enough to come along with me.
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I was raised by a single dad, so I’ve always just kind of liked “guys” stuff. I think my dad just took me to the things he was interested in.
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