I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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More Aisha Tyler Quotes
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Marriage isn’t a carnival ride.
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Successful people just don’t let failure define them or keep them from doing what they want to do. For example, I’d have people come up to me after my shows, and they’d say they want to do stand-up but are scared they’re going to fail. I’d tell them,
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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Maybe the nails are a little stubby and gnawed on, but I definitely do not have man hands.
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I have one girlfriend who is dating right now – she’s divorced – and she’s on Tinder, so we play Tinder. I know that’s not a real game, but it’s my favorite thing to do.
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Pop culture is great, but it can be bad, at times.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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When I was younger, those kinds of comments bothered me, but eventually got to a point where I realized I wasn’t going to change who I was.
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the freedom to live a life free of fear of violence, to select a fulfilling career and be compensated fairly, to choose when to start a family, to marry whom you love.
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I always wanted to be as busy as possible so that if one job went away I’d still have plenty of other things to do.
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So what I would say to other people is to just embrace who you are because you will become instantly happier.
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I love to be busy and be challenged. I’m my happiest when I’m under pressure and almost overwhelmed by how much I have to get done.
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No one wants to hear about how awesome you were; people want to hear about the time you blew it.
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One thing we do really well on Archer and one thing I’ve always tried to do in my comedy and my writing and my podcast is to never speak down to my audience.
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