Every ethnic group has this where people within it will try and tell each other how they should be.
AISHA TYLERKaraoke is the great equalizer.
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Whereas regular people tend to run away – because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story.
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I spent most of my seventh grade summer dehydrated, green-tongued, and smelling like a Malaysian whorehouse.
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You can only really learn from failure … To win, you need to fail, and fail hard.
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Sometimes the mistake I see people make is thinking that they’re always going to be up, and I think that’s impossible for anyone.
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But I love stand-up, and it’s where I came from creatively, so it’s something I never want to walk away from.
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Real sacrifice. Real disappointment. Real failure. And it requires the ability to scrape your sorry ass up off the floor, stumble to your feet.
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A belief in feminism is a belief in personal freedom.
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I visualize myself winning the Olympic Pentathlon, inventing a phone that can be controlled by brain waves, or doing the laundry.
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I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men.
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So I think the longer you do stand-up, the more comfortable you are. You stop wanting to hide your foibles and instead want to show who you are.
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I started out being a stand up and writing my own material. That took me to Talk Soup, where I was writing and performing for TV.
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Karaoke is the great equalizer.
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I think diversity in television is important. It’s not about trying to fill a quota or satisfy some idea of diversity.
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I like to be nice. I want to be a hero. I want to save people. Or just kill zombies, because they deserve it, because they’re already dead and they can’t feel it. They don’t have feelings.
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All these young books for women are like I’m 29 with a closet full of Prada shoes and I can’t get a date. Come on.
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