I was raised by a mother who told me I was great every day of my life.
ADAM SANDLERMama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
More Adam Sandler Quotes
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I’ve always wanted to do a family movie.
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I’ve always just had troubles with my family because I’m psychotic. It had nothing to do with that.
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So let me do the dishes in our kitchen sink, put you to bed when you’ve had too much to drink. Oh, it could be so nice to grow old with you, I wanna grow old with you.
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Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
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When the kids are laughing in the audience, I tear up, I’m so happy I did a nice thing.
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I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
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When I do stand-up shows at colleges, girls will talk to me after the show, and that always feels good. I like talking to them.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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My intention is never to hurt anybody. I’m happy when people are having a good time.
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My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
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I’m getting older, and it happens. You don’t care as much. I don’t care about too much anymore. I’ve got to think about that a little bit.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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My comedy is different every time I do it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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