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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.

Adam Sandler

When I take my kid to school, all the parents stop and stare.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Myself Parents Stop
I grew up in a house that liked to be funny. Everybody liked to be funny. My family’s been…we’ve been enjoying each other’s comedy for years.
ADAM SANDLER

Comedy Enjoyment Family Funny Growth Myself Time
I really do enjoy making movies and I try to test myself on occasion with some different stuff.
ADAM SANDLER

Different Enjoyment Movie Myself Occasion Test
My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I grew up cursing a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Curse Growth Myself
Having a kid is great as long as his eyes are closed and he’s not moving or speaking.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Eyes Greatness Himself Move Speak
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
Feels good to try, but playing a father, I’m getting a little older. I see now that I’m taking it more serious and I do want that lifestyle.
ADAM SANDLER

Father Feeling Goodness Lifestyle Myself Old Serious Try
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.
ADAM SANDLER

Alive Emotion Feeling Greatness Man Mood Myself Time Wife
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
I definitely connected to the fact that life gets out of control and you end up doing things and wishing you were doing other things instead.
ADAM SANDLER

Connection Control Fact Myself
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Growth Home Myself Thinking
Mama says that, happiness is from magic rays of sunshine that come down when you’re feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLER

Feeling Happiness Magic Ray Sunshine Yourself

I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.

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