Comedy, such a lovely lady, she’ll pick you up, you your feeling blue.
ADAM SANDLERI read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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I read to my kid, but I can’t stand reading.
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Girls are soft and pretty.
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With the amount of money I have, it’s difficult raising children the way I was raised.
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Chemistry can be a good and bad thing. Chemistry is good when you make love with it. Chemistry is bad when you make crack with it.
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When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
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I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
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I do feel good doing them [family-friendly movies], but it’s not going to be my way of life. I’m a comedian.
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The problem with me, as far as getting married and having a family, is that my comedy is so important to me. So I don’t know if I’ll ever be as good a dad as my dad.
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I’ve always liked older ladies, ever since my mother would have B’nai B’rith at our house.
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Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
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I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
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I do love the films I’ve done in the past. I work hard in my movies and my friends work hard and we’re trying to make people laugh and I’m very proud of that.
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I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
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The only reason I got into stand-up was because my brother told me to. I had no idea what I was going to do with my life. I was 17 and my brother went to a comedy club and he said – you can do that.
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I don’t want to run around with new people. I feel safer with my friends.
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