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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

Adam Sandler

My kids don’t have a trust fund, they have a debt fund. And when I die, they’re $4 million in the hole.
ADAM SANDLER

Children Death Money Myself Trust
I still like doing stand-up now, but it’s not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.
ADAM SANDLER

Alone Company Myself
I don’t laugh at me. I used to. I used to get the giggles when I’d see myself. But now, I see myself onscreen, and I sure don’t laugh.
ADAM SANDLER

Laughter Movie Myself
I don’t like being out in public too much. I don’t like going to bars. I don’t like doing celebrity stuff.
ADAM SANDLER

Celebrity Fame Myself Public
I say things, like every other parent, that reminds you of your own parents. One thing I do know about being a parent, you understand why your father was in a bad mood a lot.
ADAM SANDLER

Bad Mood Parents Reminder Yourself
Alright, remember, alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes you.
ADAM SANDLER

Alcohol Equality Remember Yourself
I know I want to always do the best I can.
ADAM SANDLER

Best Myself Potential Work
When I was younger and did a stand-up gig, it would take me two weeks to recover. Sometimes I’d get so panicked that I would stutter.
ADAM SANDLER

Anxiety Myself Performance Stand Young
I was just a young guy who was excited to become a comedian and an actor and I just wanted to get to do what I got to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Actor Excitement Myself Young
Girls are soft and pretty.
ADAM SANDLER

Appearance Beautiful Girl Soft Woman
Sir one more comment like that and I will strangle you with my microphone wire!
ADAM SANDLER

Comment Oneself Technology
I think the reason I don’t read is because, when I’m reading, I feel like I’m missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where’s my girlfriend?
ADAM SANDLER

Friendship Myself Reading Reason Thinking
I think when I bought a house, that’s when I thought I felt like that’s a grown up thing to do.
ADAM SANDLER

Growth Home Myself Thinking
I wanted to make sure that I did one movie in my career that mothers hug me for.
ADAM SANDLER

Career Hug Mom Movie Myself
I’m a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I’d like to put more in that jar. That’s where you come in.
ADAM SANDLER

Fans Money Myself
I can’t run a company… I can’t even run my own life!
ADAM SANDLER

Company Control Life Myself Run

In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

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In one day, I have times where I’m feeling great, I feel like I love my life, and then 2:30 rolls around and I’m the angriest man alive. My wife sees it.

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