If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
ADAM FERRARAYou gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
More Adam Ferrara Quotes
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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I talk a lot about women in my act, ’cause let’s face it — if I was hungry, I would talk about food.
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My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren’t.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don’t let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, ‘Well, why’d you put this spoon in this drawer then?’ ‘
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I don’t think it’s fair – you get married, you give your wife a wedding ring. I think you should give her a mood ring.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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My father tried to give me the sex talk once, and he chickened out. He walked into my room and went, ‘Adam – uh, don’t kiss guys.’
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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