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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’

Adam Ferrara

Men tend to lie when it comes to sexual conquests. You should hear some of the ego-driven lies my friends have told me: ‘Swear to God, man – the hooker gave the money back.’
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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I am a Catholic. Basically, the Catholic religion is ‘If it feels good – stop.’
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The human body is in constant change the minute we’re born. It’s in a constant state of decay. We’re all like Ford Escorts, just falling apart.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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Bed Feel Forever Go Like Soul
My favorite Catholic holiday is Easter. For those of you that don’t know, Easter is the day we celebrate Jesus rising from the grave and coming back to Earth as a rabbit that hides colored eggs.
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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.
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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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Faith Followed Funny Humor Moses People Thinking Group
Just to p-s you off, that’s why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.’
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Disaapering Got Hidden House Keep Napkin Ring Spoon Start
My dad was a big car guy. If you wanted to spend time with my dad, he was working on the car.
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Car Dad Guy Money Spend Trust Vehicle Wanted Working
There’s no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie – just a quick sniff, ‘Alright, let’s go.’
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Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, ‘How’s it going with that girl?’ ‘One day at a time, man.’
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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My pop is this big, huge man, nothing can hurt him. I went running into his bedroom like, ‘Daddy, Daddy, the boogie man’s under the bed!’ Pop opens one eye, he’s like, ‘Is the boogie man bigger than me?’ ‘
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