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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it’s got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, ‘I don’t think he knows where he’s going.’
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I got into cars through my father. He used to work on cars. My job was to hold the light, which pretty much was the limit of my mechanical abilities.
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I think human arrogance will be the demise of civilization.
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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It’s a special day in a man’s life. I was like, ‘Oh, I found me a hobby.’
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You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you’re on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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I know she’s just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing ’til you hear water.
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Go to bed.’ ‘Don’t you feel like we’re soul…’
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I woke up my pop in the middle of the night ’cause the boogie man’s under my bed.
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Sex is important to guys. We need stories to tell our friends.
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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you’re happy, you let us touch you.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you – I hope she meets somebody nice.
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I love my girlfriend, don’t get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It’s a gift.
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The girls are beautiful in Hollywood – and enough silicon to caulk a sink.
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I love that magazine, man – Victoria’s Secret – and it comes, like, every three hours.
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I love to believe that there’s one god but there’s many different religions so there’s just the question of which long distance company you pick.
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What if God’s a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I’ll never know why!
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