It should be like a salmon taking to open water. I’ve done so much morning radio that I won’t be overwhelmed by it, but it’s still going to be a challenge.
ADAM CAROLLASpeaking of sleeping bags, has anything ever had a less creative name?
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I used to be a Democrat, now I’m basically a Republican.
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Figure out what to do, then take a nap.
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If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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I don’t have anything against my mom, but my family has no emotional connection to each other.
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No one is depressed when they’re being chased by a bear.
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If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
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We’ve got black and white, we’ve got Hispanic and Asian, we got gay, straight, and Guttenberg, all working together for one common goal: to get the mirror ball.
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Everything seems overwhelming when you stand back and look at the totality of it. I build a lot of stuff and it would all seem impossible if I didn’t break it down piece by piece, stage by stage.
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Well, the post office is probably not the place you want to go if you want to be infused with patriotism and a renewed sense of vigor.
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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.
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Maybe it’s weird, but I don’t feel in any way, shape or form that I’m taking over his show.
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When you’re doing a radio show, you can express yourself.
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When I am king, I will revise the sexual bases system so that getting to first base will include oral sex and sodomy!
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We’re always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.
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I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.
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