“All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday.”

Shut your eyes and see.

Wipe your glasses with what you know.

Civilization may be said indeed to be the creation of its outlaws.

A woman loses a charm with every pin she takes out.

Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age.

I desire to press in my arms the loveliness which has not yet come into the world.

All fiction is autobiographical fantasy.

And then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will yes.

People trample over flowers, yet only to embrace a cactus.

You can still die when the sun is shining.

And yet her name was like a summons to all my foolish blood.

Time is, time was, but time shall be no more.

Life is too short to read a bad book.

Children must be educated by love, not punishment.

Masturbation! The amazing availability of it!

To learn one must be humble. But life is the great teacher.

Don’t be like me. Be better than me. That’s the goal.

The last 29 days of the month are the toughest!

Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

A house is just a place to keep your stuff while you go out and get more stuff.

I can calculate the motion of heavenly bodies, but not the madness of people.

Never give a sword to a man who can’t dance.

There is truth in wine and children.