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There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.

Jack Nicholson

With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
JACK NICHOLSON

Fat Funny Sunglass
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
JACK NICHOLSON

Acting Favorite Job
We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We’re in a race against time, until we run out of money.
JACK NICHOLSON

Against Fast Money Race Run Time
Early on, if I was alone two-three nights in a row, I’d start writing poems about suicide.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alone Night Poem Suicide Writing
Well, I’m not going to sit here and pretend that I haven’t been a rogue most of my life.
JACK NICHOLSON

Life Pretend Rogue
I can’t hit on women in public any more. I didn’t decide this; it just doesn’t feel right at my age.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Decide Hit Public Women
In other words, I wouldn’t like to be an actor if I could only be real. I like to get wild, behaviourally wild, and it’s crazy to think of any form where it’s just one way.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Behaviour Real Wild
Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
JACK NICHOLSON

Alcohol Beer Drink World
If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women.
JACK NICHOLSON

Chance Honest Men See Women
There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I’m not in that state now and that makes me sad.
JACK NICHOLSON

Irresistible Life Sad Women
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
JACK NICHOLSON

Ability Security Sign Thinking
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
JACK NICHOLSON

Funny Girlfriend Lie Life People Police Sarcastic
A star on a movie set is like a time bomb. That bomb has got to be defused so people can approach it without fear.
JACK NICHOLSON

Actor Approach Bomb Celebrity Defuse Fear People Time
It’s a slight stretch of the imagination but most people are alike in most ways so I’ve never had any trouble identifying with the character that I’m playing.
JACK NICHOLSON

Imagination People Play Stretch Trouble
Age is the first limitation on roles that I’ve ever had to encounter, and I hit that a while ago.
JACK NICHOLSON

Age Birthday Encounter Hit Limitation
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
JACK NICHOLSON

Believe Dead Knowledge Learn

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