When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
More Robin Williams Quotes
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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All you have to do is think one happy thought, and you’ll fly like me.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Be kind. Always.
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Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they’ve got nothing to lose.
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Reality is just a crutch for people who can’t cope with drugs.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer.
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If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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You will have bad times, but they will always wake you up to the stuff you weren’t paying attention to.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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