After I quit drinking, I realized I am the same asshole I always was; I just have fewer dents in my car.
ROBIN WILLIAMSWhat’s right is what’s left if you do everything else wrong.
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You’re best when you’re not in charge. The ego locks the muse.
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There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
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Poetry, beauty, romance, love, these are what we stay alive for.
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There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot.
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Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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I wonder what chairs think about all day: “Oh, here comes another asshole
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I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. It’s not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.
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The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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The truth is, if anything, I’m probably addicted to laughter.
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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Sometimes you can have a whole lifetime in a day and never notice that this is a beautiful as it gets.
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Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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