She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
ROBIN WILLIAMS
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other.
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I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
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Death – to blink for an exceptionally long period of time.
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If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
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But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Good people end up in Hell because they can’t forgive themselves.
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When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.
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Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun.
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We don’t read and write poetry because it’s cute. We read and write poetry because we are members of the human race.
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When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
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Gentlemen, haven’t we learned anything from the music of John Lennon? All we need is love.
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Make your life spectacular, I know I did.
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No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
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Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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