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Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!

Robin Williams

When I was growing up they used to say, “Robin, drugs can kill you.” Now that I’m 58 my doctor’s telling me, “Robin, you need drugs to live.” I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer.
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Doctor Drug Grow Up Used
Please, don’t worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Earth Ending Inspirational Life Philosophy Worry
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They’d make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
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Bomb Humour Kill Weapon Woman
If women ran the world, we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
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Funny Intense Negotiate War Women
Don’t mess with me, man, I’m a lawyer!
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Lawyer Man Mess
My battles with addiction definitely shaped how I am now. They really made me deeply appreciate human contact. And the value of friends and family, how precious that is.
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Addiction Appreciate Battle Family Friendship Human Precious Shape Value
Reality: What a concept!
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Concept Life One Liner Reality
To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
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Freedom Greatness Inspirational Let Go Magic Treasure World
I try to make sense of things. Which is why, I guess, I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
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Be Yourself Believe Destiny Reason Sense Try
You know what music is? God’s little reminder that there’s something else besides us in this universe; harmonic connection between all living beings, every where, even the stars.
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Connection God Live Music Reminder Stars Universe
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
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Appeal Ideas Job Steady
To live would be an awfully big adventure.
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Adventure Afventure Awful Inspirational Live
But if there’s love, dear – those are the ties that bind, and you’ll have a family in your heart, forever.
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Blind Family Forever Heart Love
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.
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Alcohol Dance
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, ‘Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and yelling, You want a piece of me?
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Baseball Funny Liberty Poor Statue Tired
Sometimes the mask we wear is simply just a smile.
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Deep Hide Mask Smile Wear

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