A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FIELDSI must have a drink of breakfast.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Now don’t say you can’t swear off drinking; it’s easy. I’ve done it a thousand times.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can’t cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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I’m looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.
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I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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My illness is due to my doctor’s insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
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Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose -to make people laugh.
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