Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FIELDSI must have a drink of breakfast.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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There’s no such thing as a tough child – if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
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During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there’s nothing exactly like it.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Take me down to the bar! We’ll drink breakfast together!
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Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
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I’m free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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