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I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I didn’t squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn’t see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields It ain’t what they call you, it’s what you answer to.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Wouldn’t it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields
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Since you are gone, I collect the stars each night building my own night sky, so I have something to hold onto forever.
Laura ChouetteLaura Chouette Can anybody hear me? Are my words going to waste I need to believe there was a purpose to all the pain?
Allie MillerAllie Miller The universe hears what you say, but it knows what you mean.
Brianna PastorBrianna Pastor Enough of this. The next one I love will return my passion.
Iestyn TudorIestyn Tudor It’s unconditional; their chemistry is unconditional – forever.
Ophelia ScarlettOphelia Scarlett I love you so much that it hurts and that’s the problem I love you so much that it hurts.
Olivia CliffordOlivia Clifford Let’s always bloom, savor and delight others with our beauty.
Mariya FedulovaMariya Fedulova Shadows follow me the way a vulture stalks death. One small step ahead.
Danielle MontgomeryDanielle Montgomery
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To eat and drink without a friend is to devour like the lion and the wolf.
EpicurusEpicurus I was not created to be occupied by eating delicious foods like tied up cattle.
Imam AliImam Ali You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six.
Yogi BerraYogi Berra I love to eat – Kit Kats or cookies-and-cream ice cream. I need sugar like five times a day.
Kim KardashianKim Kardashian Eating out doesn’t have to be a formula. Eating out is about having fun. I get really frustrated when it’s badly done.
Gordon RamsayGordon Ramsay They talked us into buying candy bars and throwing the candy away and eating the wrapper.
Fred HamptonFred Hampton We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love each other but it doesn’t. We are terrorized and flattened by trivialities, we are eaten up by nothing.
Charles BukowskiCharles Bukowski It’s okay to eat fish because they don’t have any feelings.
Kurt CobainKurt Cobain