Yes I do like children, Girl children, about eighteen or twenty.
W. C. FIELDSI never eat before breakfast.
More W. C. Fields Quotes
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There’s nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.
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I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
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I never drink water. I’m afraid it will become habit-forming.
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If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
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Children should neither be seen or heard from – ever again.
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I don’t drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness… I thought I’d lost it.
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Prayers never bring anything, They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy – but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas.
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Don’t worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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