Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother’s milk.
DICK GREGORYWhen I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
More Dick Gregory Quotes
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They told me there was very little racial prejudice in Hawaii. Like a woman is just a little bit pregnant.
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I’m not a comic. I’m a humorist.
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Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.
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Even though he understood the depths of racism and black oppression, Ali lived his life as a free man—a free loving and lovable man.
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If all you can do is judge a person by their appearance because you don’t have the spirit to judge someone from within, you’re in trouble.
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My mother was the sweetest lady who ever lived on this planet, but if you tried to tell her that Jesus wasn’t a Christian, she would stomp you to death.
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Hell hath no fury like a liberal scorned.
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Home was a place to be only when all other places were closed.
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One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It’s not enough, but it helps.
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When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship.
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Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can’t afford it.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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My belief is, you know, certain things have to be explained that’s never been explained.
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