It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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