Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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