Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
FRANK ZAPPADon’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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A mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work if it is not open.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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One and one is eleven.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians.
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Music is the most physically inspiring of all the arts.
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One size does not fit all.
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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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