Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPAWriting about music is like dancing about architecture.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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One and one is eleven.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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A composer’s job involves the decoration of fragments of time.
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We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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