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Frank Zappa

There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Give Up Hustle Motivational Remember Stop
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
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Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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Bet Death God Life Mess Name Reality Ugly
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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Democracy Millionaire Politics Republic
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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College Education Laid Library
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
FRANK ZAPPA

Architecture Dance Music Writing

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