Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPAAnything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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Environmental laws were not passed to protect our air and water, they were passed to get votes.
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Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Reality is what it is, not what you want it to be.
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I never set out to be weird. It was always other people who called me weird.
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
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One and one is eleven.
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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