There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
FRANK ZAPPAThe illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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You are what you is, you is what you am, you ain’t what you’re not. So see what you got?
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Modern music is people who can’t think signing artists who can’t write songs to make records for people who can’t hear.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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The price of meat has just gone up and your old lady has just gone down.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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I enjoy irritating the people who enjoy being irritated.
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Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.
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To me absurdity is the only reality.
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The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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One size does not fit all.
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