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The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.

Frank Zappa

So many books, so little time.
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Book One Liner Time
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
I don’t want to spend my life explaining myself. You either get it, or you don’t.
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Explanation Life Personality Spend
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
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Advice Children Happiness Health
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
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Art Sell
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.
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Judgment Knowledge Ugly
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
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Drugs Parents
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
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Art Close Meet Science Weapon
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
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Kids Positive Property
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
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Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If your children ever find out how lame you really are, they’ll murder you in your sleep.
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Children Lame Murder Sleep

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