To me absurdity is the only reality.
FRANK ZAPPATobacco is my favorite vegetable.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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Jazz isn’t dead. It just smells funny.
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Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe in something, uses that something to support their own existence.
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The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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One and one is eleven.
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Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.
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Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them’s really right, cause neither of them care.
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There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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You can bet everything will come to an end. It’s going to be ugly and it’s going to be a mess, and it’s going to be something that somebody did in the name of God.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Music is always a commentary on society.
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