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Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

Frank Zappa

The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is the best.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beauty Information Knowledge Love Music Truth Wisdom
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
The closer you are, the brighter the flames in my heart.
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Flame Heart Romantic
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid.
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Bill Bunch Date Deadline Decoration Music Production
Music is always a commentary on society.
FRANK ZAPPA

Always Music Society
My best advice to anyone who wants to raise a happy, mentally healthy child is: Keep him or her as far away from a church as you can.
FRANK ZAPPA

Advice Children Happiness Health
Science is moving closer to weaponry, and Art is moving closer to commercialism. And never the twain shall meet.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Close Meet Science Weapon
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
FRANK ZAPPA

Guitar Romantic
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
Don’t go to bed with any woman crazier than you are.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bed Crazy Sex

Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.

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