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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
FRANK ZAPPA

Space Universe
The first thing you have to do if you want to raise nice kids, is you have to talk to them like they are people instead of talking to them like they’re property.
FRANK ZAPPA

Kids Positive Property
Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
FRANK ZAPPA

Beware Enemy Fish People
Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.
FRANK ZAPPA

Inspirational Make Up
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
FRANK ZAPPA

Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
FRANK ZAPPA

Deliver Goodness Music Religion
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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Arrangement Beginning Inspirational Play Wrong
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
One size does not fit all.
FRANK ZAPPA

One Liner Size Truth
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
FRANK ZAPPA

Black White
A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment.
FRANK ZAPPA

Disco Environment Philosophy Politics
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher

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