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The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.

Frank Zappa

Nobody looks good with brown lipstick on.
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Brown Lipstick Make Up
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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Face Kiss Life Shit Struggle
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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Bother Escape Horrible Inspirational
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else’s life.
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Advice Interfere Life
We pretend to be a free society, and we pretend to be an adult society, but if you look at the facts, our news is just as contrived, and controlled as Pravda!
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Adult Fact Freedom Pretend Society
Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.
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Deviation Motivational Progress
The computer can’t tell you the emotional story. It can give you the exact mathematical design, but what’s missing is the eyebrows.
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Computer Emotional Mathematics Story
I’m not black, but there’s a whole lot of times I wish I could say I’m not white.
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Black White
A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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Asshole Chemical Compound Drugs People
Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.
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Business Coverage Guy Maintain Media Power
There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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Dirty Fire Hear Positive Powerful
There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something we’d all love one another.
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Love Music Song
Stupidity has a certain charm – ignorance does not.
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Charm Ignorance Stupidity

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