If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
FRANK ZAPPAIf you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
More Frank Zappa Quotes
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All your children are poor unfortunate victims of systems beyond their control
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The more you can escape from how horrible things really are, the less it’s going to bother you and then, the worse things get.
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A drug is not bad. A drug is a chemical compound. The problem comes in when people who take drugs treat them like a license to behave like an asshole.
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May your shit come to life and kiss you on the face.
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There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Beware of the fish people, they are the true enemy.
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Why do you necessarily have to be wrong just because a few million people think you are?
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Music is the only religion that delivers the goods.
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Anything played wrong twice in a row is the beginning of an arrangement.
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If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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There is no such thing as a dirty word. Nor is there a word so powerful, that it’s going to send the listener to the lake of fire upon hearing it.
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One and one is eleven.
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There are only two things to remember. Number one: Don’t Stop, and number two: Keep going!
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If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
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We could improve worldwide mental health if we acknowledged that parents can make you crazy.
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