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If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.

Frank Zappa

Sometimes you got to get sick before you can feel better.
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Healing Inspirational Sick
Censoring what you say is one of the ways in which people who are not nice can take away your personal freedom.
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Freedom People Personal
Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.
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Balloon Greed Ignorance Republic Ribbon
The illusion of freedom will continue as long as it’s profitable to continue the illusion.
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Freedom Illusion Profit
It’s better to have something to remember than anything to regret.
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Memories Past Regret Remember
Communism doesn’t work because people like to own stuff.
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Communism People Stuff Work
One size does not fit all.
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One Liner Size Truth
If you pick up a guitar and it says, ‘take me, I’m yours,’ then that’s the one for you.
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Guitar Romantic
The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.
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Space Universe
If we can’t be free at least we can be cheap.
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Cheap Freedom
The only difference between a cult and a religion is the amount of real estate they own.
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Amount Atheist Difference Estate Religion
If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.
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Bore Deserve Life Listen Miserable Parents Shit Teacher
There’s a big difference between kneeling down and bending over.
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Atheist Bend Difference Knee
Tobacco is my favorite vegetable.
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Favorite Funny Tabacco Vegetable
Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.
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Architecture Dance Music Writing
Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.
FRANK ZAPPA

Art Sell

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