I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
BILL HICKSI don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at, and also take a light into the darkened corners of people’s minds, exposing them to the light.
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….All drugs should be legal. War is wrong. The rich get richer. The poor get poorer. Thank you. I’ll be here all week.
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Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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Shut up! Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control. Here’s Love Connection. Watch this and get fat and stupid.
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