Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSONForm follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Someday, I’d like to meet that little boy… and tell him the awful TRUTH ABOUT THIS PLACE!! Calvin’s Dad: Calvin, be quiet and eat the stupid Lima beans.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Calvin: ME TARZAN! KING OF JUNGLE! Suzy: Nice underpants. Does your mom know you’re over here like this? Calvin:…I don’t think Jane EVER said that to Tarzan.
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It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Everyone knows that! Hobbes: I’m looking it up. Calvin: You do, and I’ll look up that 12-letter word you played with all the Xs and Js! Hobbes: What’s your score for ZQFMGB? Calvin: 957.
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From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ’em?
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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You know, maybe we don’t need enemies.” “Yeah, best friends aree about all I can take.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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