Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
BILL WATTERSONForm follows function, as the architects say. With words and pictures, you can do just about anything.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?
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I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I’ll bet they’d live a lot differently.
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that’s even worse
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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I’m learning real skills that I can apply throughout the rest of my life…procrastinating and rationalizing.
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There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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Calvin: Dad where do babies come from? Dad: Well Calvin, you simply go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions. Calvin: I came from Sears? Dad: No you were a blue-light special at K-Mart – almost as good and a lot cheaper!
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I’ve always tried to make the strip animated, even when the characters aren’t moving, with expressions or perspectives or some sort of exaggeration.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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