Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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You know, there are times when it’s a source of personal pride to not be human.
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Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Mothers are the necessity of invention.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I think nighttime is dark so you can imagine your fears with less distraction.
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