Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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