County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
BILL WATTERSONYou will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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You’ve taught me nothing except how to cynically manipulate the system. Congratulations.
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Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don’t realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
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When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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I’m a misunderstood genius.” “What’s misunderstood?” “Nobody thinks I’m a genius.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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On the other hand, the mass media is disintegrating, and audiences are atomizing. I suspect comics will have less widespread cultural impact and make a lot less money.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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I don’t know how to spell it and I’m not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I’ll stop you when…Hello?
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Like delicate lace, so the threads intertwine, oh, gossamer web of wond’rous design! Such beauty and grace wild nature produces… Ughh, look at that spider suck out that bug’s juices!
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No sport is less organized than Calvinball.
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