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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

Bill Watterson

Never argue with a six-year-old who shaves.
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Argue Shaves Six Years
We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
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Funny Inspirational Science
Van Gogh would’ve sold more than one painting if he’d put tigers in them.
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Painting Solve Tigers Vans
Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.
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Loopholes Pubbawup
Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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Disappointment Friendship Harder Swearing
The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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Brain Hobbies Way
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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Football Sports Thinking
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
Calvin: Look, a dead bird! Hobbes: It must’ve hit a window. Calvin: Isn’t it beautiful? It’s so delicate. Sighhh… once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Beautiful Grow Up Thinking
There are no restrictions of taste, approach, or subject matter. The gatekeepers are gone, so the prospect for new and different voices is exciting. Or at least it will be if anyone reads them.
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Different Gatekeepers Gone Prospects Voice
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
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Fun Giving Hilarious
Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Ignorance Learning Waste
Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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Adulthood Childhood Spoiling
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Funny Inspirational Sarcastic

You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure. The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

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