What are you doing, looking at me with one eye and chasing a fly with the other?
BOBBY HEENANKoko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
More Bobby Heenan Quotes
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[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There’s the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.
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I know all about cheating. I’ve had six very successful marriages.
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If you ever had your moon salted you’d know how painful that could be.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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The money’s the same, whether you earn it or scam it.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Stu Hart trained all his kids–only three of them use the litter box.
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Koko B. Ware … his mom’s first name was Tupper.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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There’s the downtown area of Tupelo. Did you see the skyscrapers? Two stories.
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Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post.
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You’re 83? Really? You don’t look it. I would’ve guessed 81 or 82.
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