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I like to inject a bit of production value and flair to comedy, or at least to my little corner of comedy.

Bo Burnham

What’s a pirate minus the ship? just a creative homeless guy
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Creative Funny Humor Life
I think the love-hate is fundamental. Everyone hates reality television, and everyone’s watching it. Everyone hates Facebook, and everyone is on it.
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Hate Love Person Reality Thinking
They must have some special kind of cereal!’ My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.
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Fame Idea Mind Special
Twitter is a lot like crystal meth, because it’s really fun to do and Oprah’s on it.
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Crystals Funny Humor
All you god damn dirty Catholics can cath-o-lick my balls.
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Dirty Funny Humor
Love is all about… whistles.
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About Love Whistle
Laughter is the best medicine, y’know, besides medicine.
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Best Laughter Medicine
I think controversy has this allusion of being controversial but it’s totally not, which is why I’m trying to get away from it because it’s just easy and automatic.
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Controversial Thinking Trying
Bitches and hoes don’t exist because the hoes know Bo’s a feminist.
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Bitches Country Feminist Hoe Knows People
I’m actually very open to having a conversation about what I should or shouldn’t say.
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Actually Conversation Open Say
I don’t like calling myself a “feminist” only because I don’t think I’ve done anything active enough to call myself one. It’d be like calling myself a civil rights activist just because I’m not racist.
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Country Feminist People Rights Thinking
When things [writing] are over, I always think, ‘well, I’m never going to do anything again because I have no ideas so I’m going to go be a farmer’. Or else ideas will come and and if not then I become a farmer. Hopefully won’t happen.
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Ideas Thinking Writing
I work really hard on the shows and I think the shows speak for themselves. I don’t want to construct the show to prove something.
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Speak Thinking Want
For some comedians it feels so cool to be like: ‘I’ll say anything, man!’. I’m not quite there yet.
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Comedians Men Say Anything
I’d really love to make something that doesn’t involve my stupid face.
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Faces Something Stupid
I get more ass than a giant donkey stable.
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Donkey Funny Giants Humor

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