You know they say money can’t buy happiness. Give me 50 bucks and watch me smile
BOBBY HEENANIts amazing that Lou Ferrigno can talk with fifty pounds of cracker in his mouth.
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I asked Stu Hart earlier. I said, ‘Stu, you gotta be proud of your boys.’ He said, ‘I have boys?’
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He looks like something that fell out of a deck of cards!
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Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They’re a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.
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This (Paris,France) wouldn’t be a bad place, but it’s full of Frenchmen.
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I once asked him what came at the end of the sentence… and he said “parole”.
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It’s very hard to get out of this hold, that’s why you either have to scoot backwards, move forwards, or try to get up.
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The two things that scare me most about wrestling fans is that they’re allowed to vote and allowed to reproduce.
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Its a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone.
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I’d love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job
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I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.
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By the time The Iron Sheik gets to the ring, it will be Wrestlemania 37!
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Hawaii’s the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam.
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Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.
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There’s only two kinds of music I don’t like….Country and Western.
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This guy makes coffee nervous.
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