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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

Bill Watterson

Calvin: Isn’t it strange that evolution would give us a sense of humor? When you think about it, it’s weird that we have a physiological response to absurdity.
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Appreciating Giving Thinking
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Reality continues to ruin my life.
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Funny Inspirational Life
The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
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Fun Real Smug Wisely
Having an enviable career is one thing. Being a happy person is another
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Careers Happy Person
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
Everybody I know fails the acid test of friendship.
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Acid Failing Tests
So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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Esteem Expectations Secret Self
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Actually Artist Quality Smoke Tell
It’s going to be a grim day when the world is run by a generation that doesn’t know anything but what it’s seen on TV.
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Generation Running World
Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend.
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Best Friend Friendship Inspirational
The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.
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Detours Motivational Truth
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Class League Superhero

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

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