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Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.

Bill Hicks

People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Believe God Thinking Word
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Jobs People Vote
I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Drink Friday Weekend
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Back Country Free Government
If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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Behind Day One Tomorrow
I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.
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Believe Humanity Ideas Revolutionary
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
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Benefits Reason Voice
The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
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Dream Jeans Three
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Australia Party Thinking

Mummy, I woke today and there was a Lincoln Log in me sock drawer! … That’s the story of Jesus.

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