If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
BILL HICKSHow do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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I got this big fear of doing smoking jokes in my act and showing up five years from now goin’ [puts mic to his neck and speaks as if he had a mechanical larynx] ‘good evening everybody, remember me, smoking’s bad. [puts cigarette to neck and mimics smoking it] Eeww.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I believe it is our own misperceptions of who we really are that leads to every self-created hell you’ll find in this world.
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions
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What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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