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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a ‘possum stuck in your collar?

Bill Watterson

The strips I admire go farther than a gag a day, and take us into a special world.
BILL WATTERSON

Admire Special World
That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe things of unimaginable wonder.
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Problem Science Trying Unimaginable
I’d hate to have a kid like me.
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Hate Kids Like
Every artist learns through imitation, but I rather doubt the aim of these things is artistic development.
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Artist Doubt Taken Talking
It’s a cruel season that makes you get ready for bed while it’s light out.
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Light Sleep Summer
Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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Looks Other Real Zombie
I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world.
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Refuse Wonder World
I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Amazed Ideas Mind Wander
As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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Congratulations Forever Long
Isn’t it sad how some people’s grip on their lives is so precarious that they’ll embrace any preposterous delusion rather than face an occasional bleak truth?
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Delusion Faces Life People Preposterous
Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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Car Mind Running
Calvin: Life’s a lot more fun when you aren’t responsible for your actions.
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Action Fun Hobbes
It’s hard to be religious when certain people are never incinerated by bolts of lightning.
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Incinerated People Religious
Reading goes faster if you don’t sweat comprehension.
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Faster Reading Sweat
Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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Experience Pointless Suddenly Time
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related

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