I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
BILL HICKSWe’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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A Christian will say… “I believe God created me in one day” Yeah, looks liked He rushed it.
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People say to me, Hey, Bill, the war made us feel better about ourselves. Really? What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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The CIA has a plot…they’ve used before to get rid of world leaders. Only problem…is convincing Hussein…to fly to Dallas.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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Man, the Beatles were so high, they let Ringo sing a coupla tunes. Tell me they weren’t partyin’.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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