Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGETPeople do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have a feeling I’m going to wake up one day and say ‘I can’t do dirty stuff anymore, I want to go all clean.’ I’ll do clean stuff too, I like to entertain people. Then they egged me on; we shot it at The Laugh Factory.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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I don’t feel like I’m with you. And I say, You know what? That was your mother’s gripe, too. And she was right. And you’re also correct. When you cop to something, you get to the next level. In this case, the next level is: I just learned something from my twelve-year-old.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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My dad’s like, If your mom and I are having sex and we videotape it and she falls out of bed funny, can I win ten-thousand dollars?
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I love telling stories and acting and entertaining people. I don’t want to make fun of people.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I have no agenda, nothing to control.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
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