If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
BOB SAGETPeople do what they do to each other and they feed on it.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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25, 30 years ago, that meant something, they were making some money. And they were doing all sorts of comedy, screaming at the audience, basically crowd control. And then there was the whole urban comedy scene.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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What do you do if you’re in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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It’s a new day: Full of promise and love. The only thing that can take away that great feeling is – reading the news or speaking to people.
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My father once told me, and it’s stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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Wise men say, only fools rush in. Wise men are so slow.
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
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You learn who your friends are when you find out who will lie for you.
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