What does an atheist scream when they come?
BILL HICKSThe Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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I was in Australia….Lotta leg room down under. Apartments: dollar a month. 2000-acre den….think of the parties.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you’ve got the money!
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Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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This Bud’s for yooouuuu.” C’mon, everybody, let’s be hypocritical bastards. It’s okay to drink your drug. We meant those other drugs. Those untaxed drugs. Those are the ones that are bad for you.
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If you are living for tomorrow, you will always be one day behind.
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You know what I hate about working? Bosses…The very idea that ANYONE could be my boss, well…I think you see the conflict.
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Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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