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The Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.

Bill Hicks

As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Back Country Free Government
No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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Honestly Jobs Kids Something Sorry
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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Believe Order Purpose
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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Funny Humor Soul
We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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Believe Killing Pranksters
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Jobs People Vote
Mushrooms grow on cow turds. I love that. I think that’s why you giggle the first hour.
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Cow Mushroom Thinking
…love rather than fear…this radical philosophy is coming from me, an avowed misanthrope…surely there is hope for us all.
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Philosophy Radical
How come people always flip and think they’re Jesus? Why not Buddha? Particularly in America, where more people resemble Buddha than Jesus. ‘Ah’m BUDDHA!’ ‘You’re Bubba!’ ‘Ah’m Buddha now..All I gotta do is change 3 letters on ma belt.
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Country Jesus Thinking
I’m sorry if any of you are Catholic. I’m not sorry if you’re offended, I’m actually just sorry by the fact that you’re Catholic.
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Funny Humor Sorry
It’s an insane world, and I’m proud to be a part of it.
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Insane Part Proud World
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking
You want a better world…? Legalize pot right now. …end the deficit? Legalize pot right now…biggest cash crop in America.
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Cash Country World
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking

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