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I used to have Mad Cow’s disease, but I’m alright Nooooooooow.

Billy Connolly

I’d never consciously left home to see a zombie movie. They were fine by me, but I had no intention of ever being in one. But I’ve been learning more about it as I’ve been doing interviews. I
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Consciously Home Intention Numbers People
There’s an element of manners that should tell you that the ticket is dear and it’s a different venue.
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Dear Different Element Venue
People die all the time. It’s just that you’re not around.
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Around Dies Normal People
I think the longer Britain is in Europe the better.
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Britain Europe Thinking
The world needs more Edwin Morgans, people who can take the language and swing it round their heads and don’t care what you think.
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Needs People Round Swings Thinking
My advice to you, if you want to lose a bit of weight: don’t eat anything that comes in a bucket. Buckets are the kitchen utensils of the farmyard.
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Advice Buckets Kitchen Utensils
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
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Country Reserves Successful
I don’t aim to offend.
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Offended Target The Aim
If you want to lose a bit of weight, don’t eat anything out of a bucket.
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Buckets Lose Utensils Weight
In Mexico, everything on the menu is the same dish. The only difference is the way it’s folded.
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Differences Everything Funny Menu Travel
I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they’re delightful. They all want so little.
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Citizens People Represented Thinking
didn’t even know there were specialist zombie magazines and clubs. I heard the other day that a radio station had asked people if they`d made preparations for an attack by zombies, and a staggering number of people replied yes!
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Club Magazines Number People Radio Station
I was brought up a Catholic, for that you get an A level in guilt.
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Catholic Guilt Levels
I hate all those weathermen, too, who tell you that rain is bad weather. There’s no such thing as bad weather, just the wrong clothing.
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Clothing Hate Rain Sexy
A lot of people are too easily offended. Religious people, for instance. They’ve been offending other people for centuries.
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Offending People Religious
Whenever I wear something expensive it looks stolen.
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Expensive Looks Stolen

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