I think when I feel I’m at my best is when I’m on stage, and it’s my version of jazz because it’s just riffing or something.
BILLY CRYSTALYou have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas where you shouldn’t be saying anything.
More Billy Crystal Quotes
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I’m going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
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At 60, I could do the same things I could do at 30, if I could only remember what those things are.
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I’ve always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That’s why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it’s how we connect, it reminds us we’re alive, it’s the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.
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Don’t give up your power.
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I’m a sucker for a free tuxedo.
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I used to limp around my neighborhood imitating him. I did my Bar Mitzvah with an Oklahoma drawl.
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Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
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Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill Cosby, and developing taste. They really influenced my style of comedy.
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Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
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I love doing it [hosting the Oscars] because I love the danger of it and you have to come through and think on your feet.
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I’m married – I’ve caught my limit.
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If you do something for the first time, you will always remember it. If your Dad has something to do with it, you write about it.
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At some point I stopped stand-up because I didn’t have something to say on a nightly basis.
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The Passion of the Christ opened up on Ash Wednesday, had a Good Friday.
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
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